• romeo: hey i just met you.
• romeo: and this is crazy.
• romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
• romeo: so marry me maybe.

waerlogas:

unsinkablelove:

getoutofmyheadcharles:

gaymzee:

a tumblr user walks into a joke and starts crying because theyre offended

my dad was killed by a joke you asshole

wow that’s offensive, some people don’t even have assholes, you bastard

• what am i going to do with my life: i dont care
• what is my sexuality: i dont care
• do i have friends: i dont care
• is my life worth it: i dont care
• i dont
• care

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

• normal people watching a tv series: 1-2 episodes a night
• me: 1-2 seasons a night

ok